just-shower-thoughts:

While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.

While you’re dreaming, one part of your brain is making up what is actually happening in the dream, and another part is experiencing those things and is genuinely surprised by everything that happens in said dream.

yall-see-through-me:
“Everything was perfect
”

yall-see-through-me:

Everything was perfect

chessys:

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

flynnfairwinds:

theocseason4:

yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning yes i do the ritualistic sacrifices


yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning yes i do the ritualistic sacrifices

awesomacious:
“Pets are nice
”

awesomacious:

Pets are nice

love:
“Melancholy by Karen Kan
”

love:

Melancholy by Karen Kan

violentwavesofemotion:

when sylvia plath said “i want to meet and know and love people with that intense rapport, transient and elusive as it may be, which i have felt so strongly on so many separate instances: i want to condition myself to hear, and not just listen; to see, and not just look, to communicate, and not just talk; to feel, and not just touch”

when sylvia plath said “i want to meet and know and love people with that intense rapport, transient and elusive as it may be, which i have felt so strongly on so many separate instances: i want to condition myself to hear, and not just listen; to see, and not just look, to communicate, and not just talk; to feel, and not just touch”

rotten-to-the-applecore:

if you’re reading this you’re lgbt now. those are just the rules. straight people aren’t allowed in 2019 i’d say i’m sorry, but i’m not

if you’re reading this you’re lgbt now. those are just the rules. straight people aren’t allowed in 2019 i’d say i’m sorry, but i’m not

sexualthorientation:

hephs-thighs:

chancethereaper:

bisexual-nightwing:

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

by panic! at the disco

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

by panic! at the disco

tiny-septic-box-sam:

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

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